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Nov 5, 2009

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Yikes! I'm having some painting done at my house, and lets just say that as far as painters and belts go, it should not be an OPTIONAL accessory. Bad mental picture, burned into my brain...

So, imagine how hard I laughed when sifting through my Stamping Bella collection for an image to work with when I found a little turtle, that I hadn't yet colored up. Seriously, what use is this hobby if I can't amuse myself.

I'm going to need to send a card to my neighbor to apologize for the scary sights she must have seen while he was working on my front door.

I'll be spending the day keeping the kids in the basement while the dining room is finished up - under the illusion that I don't want them to touch the wet paint. Truth be told, really I'm trying to protect their innocent little eyes from a serious case of droopy drawers.

Sorry if this is all Too Much Information, but really, the life of a stay at home day care providing mom is sometimes nothing but funny.

You'll find this cutie pie and all his Turtle Tot friends at Stamping Bella. You can bet this Turtle keeps his private parts all belted up. He's too cute to show crack. (I'm rolling with laughter right now...)

I apologize for the lack of layers and sewing on this card. My house is TRASHED from moving all the furniture out of the dining room for the paint job, floors all need to be swept and cleaned, dishes have been neglected as we're cowering in the basement... This afternoon I've got to whip up something for tomorrow's Bellariffic Friday while entertaining the boys. I'm feeling a little Mario Kart Wii marathon in the making no?

Don't forget your samples for Bellariffic Friday are due today by 5pm to Emily. You can read all the details here!

8 Comments    Post a Comment:

Sareeta G. said... 1

That was one hilarious post! I truly enjoyed reading about the "serious case of droopy drawers"! You made my day!

Unknown said... 2

oh man, great post :) And I love the little tool turtle. How fitting!

The CAS card was nice too, for a change - love that argyle paper!

Punkydoodle Papers said... 3

Girl - I'm still laughing! Too funny! What a perfect card for your neighbor! Maybe you should buy him a belt as a departing gift when he finishes the painting! {{wink}}

Dana White said... 4

Too funny my friend! I had a plumber in Toronto who had a wrench tatooed so when his pants slid that's what ya saw! Hope the boys enjoy Mario cart; I'm horrible at it!

Tricia said... 5

Oh my, I laughed til I cried at your post!!! :-) What a life we SAHM's have, huh??? Love, love, love your turtles!!

Karen Motz said... 6

Ha Ha!!! Now I have a bad mental picture burned in my head!!

Lisa H. said... 7

sweet little card. you know I love this little tot! thanks for the chuckles!

LindaH said... 8

OMy gOSH! i'm sitting here at work sneaking a little time to read your blog and i'm trying to keep my audible chuckling to a minimum but it ain't working very well...i currently have a little tear streaming down my face. i'm sure the people around me want in on the joke!!!! i must say, i hope these painters don't read your blog!

 
 

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